(Land)Lord's Prayer

Our Father who art in Heaven, He who decides which tenants we get, let our new ones be clean and helpful, resourceful too. Let them be respectful of our property and treat it not as their own but as a treasured loan, as we treat this beautiful planet you have loaned us. Let them not be into parties and drugs and other shenanigans, but into quiet, healthy living. And may they always pay their rent on time. Amen.