The Joys of Mutation: How to Survive in a Post-Apocalyptic World

Our naivete during the 50's and 60's when we thought a bomb shelter would protect us from a nuclear holocaust. We'll just stay inside for a few days and then come out... Like, what, we'd be able to grow anything on our land? Like, the seas would produce anything that wasn't lethal?

No, science fact is much scarier than science fiction.

I'm beginning to think our best chances for survival lie in mutating.

Instead of making corn that's Round-Up resistant, hey, Monsanto, how about some human genetic modifications so we can co-exist with Cesium 137 and Strontium 90 and Plutonium and…..